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Cheerio reviews3/14/2023 ![]() ![]() At worst, you’ll get something that’s just plain solid like Chocolate Strawberry Cheerios, but more often than not, Cheerios is cranking, churning, extruding, and glazing out hit after hit-to the point where it starts to make little sense why less impeccably consistent cereal lines like Lucky Charms and the Toast Crunch family seem to get all the public praise. Those dense ‘n’ hearty toasted oat rings are the perfect vehicles for any flavor imaginable, to the point where I can’t think of a Cheerios variety I didn’t like. The point of my haplessly out-of-touch sloganeering was to simply point out how, as a brand, Cheerios does not miss. What’s that you say? I’m not a youth any more, let alone a hip nor happenin’ one? Well listen, I came here to review twice-fruited Cheerios, not walk right into a self-inflicted existential crisis like Sideshow Bob into a rake. There ya go, General Mills: I just wrote you a free catchphrase that uses trendy lingo all today’s kids can relate to. I think you can see where I’m going with this. Between the tongue-hugging warmth of Cinnamon Oat Crunch, the golden perfection of Oats ‘N Honey (well, other than that imperfectly stylized ‘N), and the nutty nuance of Almond Oat Crunch, Cheerios G.O.A.T. Why do I bring this up? Because “Berry” is now the fourth member to join the Cheerios Oat Crunch family of cereals, an esteemed breakfast dynasty that I’ve no-doubt given more consistently positive feedback than any other cereal line reviewed on this site. And luckily, our little geek asylum wasn’t that well funded. Naturally, our teacher admonished us but ultimately let us get away with it, because once you’re mentally checked out with the tantalizing liberation of college on the horizon, it would take a menacing cyborg library cop to check us back in. Where once we studied the effects of atmospheric conditions on things like coffee acidity and laser attenuation, we ended our esteemed tenure like a squeaking mouse fart in the night, deciding instead to determine the effect of a potato’s surface area on its rate of osmosis….a question so obvious that a root vegetable hooked to a battery could probably figure it out. Social distancing measures are in place and staff at the property wear personal protective equipment.In my fourth year at the fancy-pants math & science high school I went to-which I mention not as a brag, for it was essentially just a safe haven for nerds who’d get be-swirlied and de-lunch-moneyed otherwise-my annual research group fell so far from our former graces. Disinfectant is used to clean the property and commonly-touched surfaces are cleaned with disinfectant between stays. This property advises that enhanced cleaning and guest safety measures are currently in place. This property accepts Visa, Mastercard, American Express, Discover, debit cards, and cash. ![]() The name on the credit card used at check-in to pay for incidentals must be the primary name on the guestroom reservation. The provision of housing is linked to their trade, business, or profession. This property is managed by a professional host. Special requests can't be guaranteed and may incur additional charges. Special requests are subject to availability at the time of check-in. Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges special requests cannot be guaranteedīe prepared: check the latest COVID-19 travel requirements and measures in place for this destination before you travel.Ĭharges for extra guests may apply and vary according to property policy.Ī cash deposit, credit card, or debit card for incidental charges and government-issued photo identification may be required upon check-in. Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy ![]()
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